Nace and I tried this again. I think it was a little more successful this week. We're trying, folkies. Did we get it any better? Of course, this eppie was a little easier to mock...

Warning! We do get kind of catty, so please remember that this is all in fun. We don't legitimately hate any cast member or character (except maybe Courtney and Grant). So please, do not flame us. Flame on! Wait, no, I'm not a Fantastic Four...*g*

CrashDarby: you're early
AnyaLindir: I made it home :)
CrashDarby: cool cool
AnyaLindir: Tim's torturing me with 7th Heaven
CrashDarby: good ol' mute
AnyaLindir: It's so...bad.
CrashDarby: agreed
CrashDarby: so my UC didn't make you puke at least :)
AnyaLindir: Not at all. I liked it :)
CrashDarby: koul
AnyaLindir: Gonna continue it? *hopeful look*
CrashDarby: if the need strikes me :). probably, writing those 2 is kind of fun
AnyaLindir: Cool :)
AnyaLindir: Since you kinda left us hanging
CrashDarby: did i?
CrashDarby: i didn't think ir was a cliffhangger ending
AnyaLindir: I thought so. At the end, with whether or not he'd tell Maria and LIz
AnyaLindir: Roswell!
CrashDarby: i want one where they find out
CrashDarby: ooh ok
AnyaLindir: Tim doesn't like the countless recaps
AnyaLindir: Vilandra, or Valondra?
AnyaLindir: Oooh, sparkies.
AnyaLindir: Can we recap the whole season?
CrashDarby: recaps of a bad ep
CrashDarby: bleh
AnyaLindir: Exactly.
AnyaLindir: Hey, normal dresss!
AnyaLindir: None of us can explain it, hun.
AnyaLindir: Oooh, Hurricane DeLuca's getting all kick ass
CrashDarby: that got her attention
CrashDarby: alex?
AnyaLindir: Yah.
CrashDarby: gone
AnyaLindir: Whooo, Maria!
AnyaLindir: Two Skins could be in Roswell at the same time...for a dermatology convention...
CrashDarby: a dermatologist dream
CrashDarby: try our new hand creme
AnyaLindir: Seriously
AnyaLindir: Courtney would like to try some of that new hand creme on Michael...
AnyaLindir: With Michael...
CrashDarby: in snazzy economy size bottles for those occasions when your face feels as if it'll peel right off
AnyaLindir: When your elbows get so dry that it rubs off the skin of the person next to you...
CrashDarby: guaranteed to revitalize that lousy skin thats only good for 50 years
AnyaLindir: Make it soft like a newborn's butt
CrashDarby: humans will never know the difference
AnyaLindir: Hey, Whitaker's like Sonny Bono's wife!
CrashDarby: let's hops she doesn't sing babe like the other one
AnyaLindir: I hope not...
AnyaLindir: OH, Maxie baby, what do we do?
AnyaLindir: At least now there's no one to look watch them looking through the files
CrashDarby: wait wait, she's a rep for new mexico but is from arizona?
AnyaLindir: Like Hilary representing NY
AnyaLindir: Universal Frienship League? Like the Sunshine Committee?
CrashDarby: blasted political puzzles
AnyaLindir: Holes in the plot
CrashDarby: all smiles and subtext
CrashDarby: blah
AnyaLindir: Valondra. No, that means nothing, not at all...
AnyaLindir: Liz, you still can't lie
CrashDarby: now she lying, sit in the corner young lady
AnyaLindir: Face the wall, please
AnyaLindir: It's Bob, the jeep!
CrashDarby: "on the road again"
CrashDarby: trying to save all my friends
AnyaLindir: Take me back to my home...west virginia, mountain mama, country roads...take me home...
AnyaLindir: To betray my friends
CrashDarby: from the evil skins that suck up lotion like it's free...oh yes indeed
CrashDarby: on the road again
AnyaLindir: They drink it like it's water
AnyaLindir: Max is a sharpie.
AnyaLindir: He saw right through the holes int he plot
CrashDarby: bout damn time
CrashDarby: yo giggles, way to be a super spy
AnyaLindir: Sherlock DeLuca
AnyaLindir: They need to play Blue's Clues
AnyaLindir: Cuz it's a really great game
CrashDarby: "it's in the kitchen"
AnyaLindir: I think it's Skin, Maria
CrashDarby: i guess she never had a pet snake
AnyaLindir: Cuz he peeled skin off her back like a bad sunburn
AnyaLindir: Hey, it's the shrine to Michael
CrashDarby: well hello crazed stalker
AnyaLindir: Can we say intergalactic restraining order?
AnyaLindir: Tim says it looks like my room
CrashDarby: makes me think of 'misery'
CrashDarby: where's the sledgehammer?
AnyaLindir: Maria's such a blonde...
AnyaLindir: And the hair covering the photo album
CrashDarby: stereotypical blonde anyway
AnyaLindir: Hey, is that Miko?
AnyaLindir: No, too yokel
CrashDarby: "yodel a e hoo"
AnyaLindir: Izzy's charms don't work on the local rednecks. Apparently, she appeals to the highbrow
CrashDarby: girls lost her touch
CrashDarby: the arching the brow doesn't work as well
AnyaLindir: Too much dwelling on past loves and past betrayals and that icky dandruff that comes from killing skins
CrashDarby: she's needs a pouty lips thing
AnyaLindir: Like Maria.
AnyaLindir: They need to trade makeup artists for a week
CrashDarby: isabel looks haggard
CrashDarby: like "i just came back from a 3 day bender" haggard
AnyaLindir: Maybe she's going for that "I'm old enough to date Grant" look
AnyaLindir: The anti anti-aging process
CrashDarby: needs a trip to the ponds institute
AnyaLindir: Or some of those secret pearls the asians have been using for years
CrashDarby: quick, get gal an order form
AnyaLindir: Where's the infomercial when you need it?
CrashDarby: this town just screams 'bonanza'
AnyaLindir: Or Green Acres
AnyaLindir: Where's Eva?
CrashDarby: and now i hear the theme music
AnyaLindir: Hey, it's Laverne and Shirley
CrashDarby: nice little loveline moment
AnyaLindir: Totally.
AnyaLindir: Where's Amy DeLuca when you need her?
CrashDarby: kyle the roswellian stallion
AnyaLindir: Maybe they took a wrong turn at the backlot of Universal Studios
CrashDarby: *coughs* soundstage *coughs*
AnyaLindir: *coughs* L Ron Hubbard *coughs*
AnyaLindir: Valondra Project?
AnyaLindir: Manhattan Project?
CrashDarby: isabels getting sloppy
CrashDarby: get that girl a mop
AnyaLindir: At least she's still in leather, like all good aliens.
AnyaLindir: I like the slut boots
CrashDarby: it's the a-team
AnyaLindir: Does that make Liz Mr. T?
CrashDarby: well sweetie ain't you just a big bucket of sugar
AnyaLindir: It's the AMerican Gothic couple without the pitchfork
CrashDarby: wait...you hear that?
CrashDarby: mooooooooo
AnyaLindir: Oh my lord, it's my ex's grandparents
AnyaLindir: Take 285 South!
CrashDarby: it's my ex's parents
AnyaLindir: Liz would have a really long nose right now...
AnyaLindir: It's Miko!
CrashDarby: i feel the sudden urge to dropkick that kid
AnyaLindir: Awww, thank y'all...
AnyaLindir: I wanna hurl in the pig sty
CrashDarby: heeeeeeeeeere's chucky
AnyaLindir: Or maybe the Leprechaun. Same Size
AnyaLindir: It's the evil ho!
CrashDarby: now i feel the need to knock michael off his pedestal
AnyaLindir: Maria did have a nice line.
AnyaLindir: not obsessed...following int he political sense...
CrashDarby: playing off his ego
AnyaLindir: Totally.
CrashDarby: like it needs to be blown up
AnyaLindir: And he's eating it up like cake.
AnyaLindir: Interesting, how they're playing off the betrayer aspect
AnyaLindir: LOL
AnyaLindir: Maria is too cool.
CrashDarby: how absolutey diabolical batman!
AnyaLindir: Holy Rusted Metal Island!
AnyaLindir: Hey, Michael didn't deny the boyfriend thing
CrashDarby: holy backwoods town
AnyaLindir: Hey, it's a flashy thing
CrashDarby: don't listen to the darkside young skywalker
AnyaLindir: I am your father.
AnyaLindir: Max is wise with the force.
AnyaLindir: Oooh, he's a fiesty one
CrashDarby: yoda
CrashDarby: the force is strong with one
AnyaLindir: Liz would have an evergrowing nose right now...
AnyaLindir: She's got no strings to hold her down
CrashDarby: it poked him right in the eye
CrashDarby: he needs to go get some ice
AnyaLindir: Maybe he can use the ice on Michael's swelled head later
CrashDarby: it's a virtual planetiod, has it's own atmosphere and weather system
AnyaLindir: Hey, like my ex's swelled head. :)
CrashDarby: i feel for ya lass
AnyaLindir: I feel for me too. I think I can still feel his ego, four states away
AnyaLindir: And we return...
AnyaLindir: Hey, now Izzy's got a pint-sized stalker
CrashDarby: you want a cookie?
AnyaLindir: Maybe some milk...
AnyaLindir: Mini-me *g*
CrashDarby: eeeeeeeeeeee
AnyaLindir: Must not eat kitty.
AnyaLindir: Must not eat Izzy
AnyaLindir: She is Valondra.
CrashDarby: this is rather pedaphilish
AnyaLindir: There is another Skywalker
AnyaLindir: Slightly
AnyaLindir: As the japanese say, Lolita complex
AnyaLindir: Well, Rorita Compurekusu
CrashDarby: friendship league sounds like a b-rate comic book
AnyaLindir: It's another version of the Sunshine Committee
AnyaLindir: Husk!
AnyaLindir: LOL Alien/Human bitch fight!
CrashDarby: meow/zap!
AnyaLindir: Where's the claws?
CrashDarby: be silent, be still
AnyaLindir: Ah, but there is a new harvest of husks, my son
CrashDarby: skins only $29.95!
CrashDarby: come on down!
AnyaLindir: Plus shipping and handling
AnyaLindir: The price is right
AnyaLindir: Okay, the little boy is leering
AnyaLindir: It's Mini Spikey
CrashDarby: isabel? will you make me a man?
AnyaLindir: Welcome to the field. This is where we grow our finest bodies
AnyaLindir: We only use the best manure to fertalize
CrashDarby: *coughs* matrix *coughs*
CrashDarby: that was easy
AnyaLindir: *coughs* pedophile *coughs*
AnyaLindir: Hey, it's Cocoon!
CrashDarby: dirty, make me think i need to shower again
AnyaLindir: At least it isn't more dandruff snow
CrashDarby: selsen blue cures all
AnyaLindir: Head and Shoulders to take care of those unsightly dead flakes on your 50th birthday
AnyaLindir: I wonder if the Skins are in league with those aliens from X-files who want to use us as their hosts
CrashDarby: wonder what the yearly membership fee is
CrashDarby: mommy?
CrashDarby: oh crap it wasn't a dream
AnyaLindir: Damn
AnyaLindir: Gotta stop eating Twinkies before bedtime
CrashDarby: insert creepy music
AnyaLindir: Surprise...
AnyaLindir: It's Mini Mulder, actually
CrashDarby: i'm thinking krychek
AnyaLindir: Hey, they found the hole in the plot too!
CrashDarby: oops
AnyaLindir: I guess they baked her for too long
CrashDarby: anybody have any superglue?
CrashDarby: look what you did
AnyaLindir: That tacky stuff
AnyaLindir: Fly casual
AnyaLindir: And there go the doors
CrashDarby: they all have fleas
AnyaLindir: Or dandruff
AnyaLindir: Don't go into the light!
AnyaLindir: Deliver us unto evil...
AnyaLindir: The Once and Future King?
AnyaLindir: So he's Arthur?
CrashDarby: showdown at the old corrale
AnyaLindir: This planet ain't big enough for the both of us
CrashDarby: this kids a good actor
AnyaLindir: He could be on Dawson's Creek
AnyaLindir: No Nicholas is not her lover.
AnyaLindir: Er, so
AnyaLindir: I feel better.
CrashDarby: club!
CrashDarby: damn
CrashDarby: tess, hello
AnyaLindir: Help me, Obiwan!
AnyaLindir: You're our only hope!
CrashDarby: always coming in 2nd
AnyaLindir: Bring it on, baby
AnyaLindir: It's a new Courtney
CrashDarby: bye bye skins
AnyaLindir: Bye Bye Miss Dry Skin Pie...
CrashDarby: having a scanners moment hear
CrashDarby: he grabbed courtneys
AnyaLindir: He's saving her...skin.
AnyaLindir: GAHHHH
AnyaLindir: Tim's laughing his ass off
CrashDarby: boom swagger boom
CrashDarby: not they're screwed
CrashDarby: er now
AnyaLindir: Ooops, looks like the cryogen chambers went offline. Damn Y2K
CrashDarby: oooh, but theres conviniently survives eh?
AnyaLindir: I tihnk they're gone
AnyaLindir: All of them
CrashDarby: que disturbing music
AnyaLindir: Que the fade out
CrashDarby: you have now escaped the twilight zone
AnyaLindir: But there wasn't some...thing...on the...wing
AnyaLindir: Some THING on the wing
AnyaLindir: Wonky.
CrashDarby: wait! theres somrthing in the trunk!! i'm not crazy!
AnyaLindir: It's a...clone!
AnyaLindir: Skin! Husk! Er...
CrashDarby: were you thinking of paige guthrie too?
AnyaLindir: Totally.
AnyaLindir: Whoa, next week looks trippy
CrashDarby: alex isn't in that one either...dammit
AnyaLindir: I think whoever wrote this eppie read Gen X and X files
CrashDarby: oh yeah
AnyaLindir: Maybe all the vanishing people got abducted
CrashDarby: possibly
CrashDarby: well, i'd say this one MSTing went better
AnyaLindir: I think so. :)
AnyaLindir: Faithful readers? Your opinion?
AnyaLindir: Any last words for the two or three fans we have?
CrashDarby: it's was all said in fun and games and... good lord they've got guns!
CrashDarby: :)
AnyaLindir: All I have to say is...Bueller? Bueller?

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