Here's our third attempt. Are we getting any better? Is this successful? Nace and I would love to hear your input. :)

AnyaLindir: I have arrive-ed. *g*
CrashDarby: welcome, feeling witty tonight?
AnyaLindir: Feeling like I want to hurl, because 7th Heaven is turning my brains to mush
CrashDarby: i'm listening to my stereo right now, it's tradition to block out the tripe that is 7th heaven
AnyaLindir: Ahhhhh, very good idea.
AnyaLindir: Ruthie needs to be bitchslapped
CrashDarby: i take it that's a character on the show?
AnyaLindir: Yah. The littlest bitch
CrashDarby: haha
AnyaLindir: It's over!
CrashDarby: good
AnyaLindir: Are you ready?
CrashDarby: yup
AnyaLindir: Okay, we will be pretty, witty, and wise
AnyaLindir: And thus begins the endless recap.
AnyaLindir: A Husk is a character in Generation X...
CrashDarby: aye
CrashDarby: so is skin
AnyaLindir: Deck the halls with husks of skins, falalalalalalalal
CrashDarby: end od 2 minnute re-cap
AnyaLindir: Hey, I didn't know Greyhound had an alien tour.
CrashDarby: it's a special rate
AnyaLindir: Half price for 'visitors'?
AnyaLindir: Welcome to Normal, New Mexico
CrashDarby: nothing help genocide like oj
AnyaLindir: C'mon, Izzy, tell your brother about your past life.
AnyaLindir: Nothing says lovin like fish in the oven
CrashDarby: the ol' fishin' hole
AnyaLindir: Hey, maybe they caught an alien fish.
CrashDarby: blinky
AnyaLindir: His third eye is the source of his power
AnyaLindir: Free Willy!
CrashDarby: buddha boy strikes again
AnyaLindir: In the circle, the circle of life...
CrashDarby: now i want some lime jello
AnyaLindir: Hey, it's Slime over the town!
CrashDarby: uh...mom?
AnyaLindir: The Fertellis got her!
AnyaLindir: Oh my god, they killed the baby!
CrashDarby: you bastards!
AnyaLindir: Get a rope
CrashDarby: where's a tumbleweed when you need one?
CrashDarby: skinny boy
AnyaLindir: All the husks are coming to town...
AnyaLindir: This town ain't big enough for both alien races
CrashDarby: the way i see it is, if they know they're going to die, they're taking the pod squad with them
CrashDarby: please feel free to feel my fists of fury!
AnyaLindir: Deathstrike!
CrashDarby: now say that 3 times fast
AnyaLindir: I have problems saying pod squad three times fast *g*
AnyaLindir: I wonder if you recite all the alien names of the podsquad backwards if it reveals a satanic message
CrashDarby: :-)
AnyaLindir: With Nicholas, the Dawson's Creek reject...
AnyaLindir: Nice...member on the alien. *g*
CrashDarby: dad doesn't like this buddha stuff
AnyaLindir: I think Mr. V can't find Nirvana.
CrashDarby: screw contentment he says, get some girls
AnyaLindir: Or go fishin.
AnyaLindir: Everyone's gone! Theyv'e been abducted by aliens!
CrashDarby: izzy needs her pills
AnyaLindir: She needs Nirvana
AnyaLindir: Mikey G's feeling the old Husk up.
CrashDarby: sounds like a pimp name
CrashDarby: wheres his cane and feathered hat?
AnyaLindir: His fedora and the diamond stud in his front tooth
CrashDarby: skin vision goggles, get your today
AnyaLindir: Comes with free shed skin.
CrashDarby: make you a fine pair of boots it will
AnyaLindir: Skin skin.
AnyaLindir: Not all the humans.
AnyaLindir: So Maria and Liz really are halfbreeds *g*
CrashDarby: least they thought to call alex
CrashDarby: they were just out of town
AnyaLindir: Alex was abducted too. But ET won't let him phone hnome
CrashDarby: i would not buy liz as a half-alien
AnyaLindir: I wouldn't touch that for a dollar either.
AnyaLindir: Hey, guess who's coming to town!
AnyaLindir: I think they want an alien blast.
CrashDarby: the rents?
CrashDarby: oh wait...
AnyaLindir: It's the Skins.
CrashDarby: this is worse than that
CrashDarby: little boy blue there
AnyaLindir: But he has no horn to blow.
CrashDarby: the most bad ass 14 year old you'll ever meet
AnyaLindir: Goldilocks
AnyaLindir: Without the porridge
AnyaLindir: And in his MiB sunglasses
AnyaLindir: Mirror Mirror on the wall...
CrashDarby: who'e evilist one of all
AnyaLindir: That's a tough one.
CrashDarby: me? oh you flatterer
AnyaLindir: That's just because I'm prettier than you are. *g*
CrashDarby: i meant little nicky there lass
AnyaLindir: I know. I'm prettier than he is too *g*
CrashDarby: clever girl
AnyaLindir: I'm pretty, witty, and wise. I'm just too talented.
AnyaLindir: ;-)
CrashDarby: stop...your ego...crushing me...
CrashDarby: :-)
AnyaLindir: It isn't as large as Michael's though.
AnyaLindir: He's in orbit, thanks to Courtney's hot air *g*
CrashDarby: nope
CrashDarby: yup
AnyaLindir: I've got a headache this big...
CrashDarby: i have to go peepee mommy
CrashDarby: he needs her to hold his hand
AnyaLindir: They need some luberderm
CrashDarby: seattle?
AnyaLindir: Tess should be one of the super friends
CrashDarby: "mental girl"
CrashDarby: i like tess actually
AnyaLindir: Marvel Girl *snicker*
AnyaLindir: I like her too.
AnyaLindir: Liz is admitting her weakness. She's...thawing
CrashDarby: bout damn time
AnyaLindir: Liz, this is Max...you love him.
AnyaLindir: Oooooh, flashback.
CrashDarby: nam flashbacks
AnyaLindir: Earthquake!
CrashDarby: eew, skin diesease
AnyaLindir: She looks like a Klingon now
AnyaLindir: Bye bye, boys...
CrashDarby: shes a pharmacy
AnyaLindir: Pamprin. It'll get rid of cramps and bloating.
CrashDarby: ahoy, i don't see the white whale
AnyaLindir: Oooh, touche...sleeping with the enemy.
AnyaLindir: So Courtney took off her husk and her clothes for Michael?
CrashDarby: clorax bath
AnyaLindir: Ooh, Tess is gonna pull the plug.
AnyaLindir: Let's do the time warp again!
CrashDarby: hg wells isn't to happy that they're screwing with his time theories
AnyaLindir: LOL
AnyaLindir: Take Liz first!
AnyaLindir: They regenerate fast
CrashDarby: the terminator
CrashDarby: arnold will be pissed
AnyaLindir: He'll be bach.
AnyaLindir: Mr V is like the the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps coming and coming--at the right time
CrashDarby: man's got the mojo workin' for him i guess
AnyaLindir: Just as long as he doesn't have the chest hair too
CrashDarby: don't want to think about that
AnyaLindir: Nope, not at all...
AnyaLindir: Tim wants to know if the Skins are sponsered by Clearasil.
AnyaLindir: They probably seek endorsements from Oil Of Olay
CrashDarby: i think they do
CrashDarby: the bath in the stuff
AnyaLindir: She's got a plug!
AnyaLindir: Pull the plug!
AnyaLindir: Oooh, Nicholas is like the Night Stalker.
CrashDarby: this is some f*cked up stuff right here
AnyaLindir: Just a wee bit.
AnyaLindir: Max doesn't trust Kyle. I guess the whole sleeping with his ex didn't go over too well. Max doesn't share
CrashDarby: oofo center? what are we gonna do in there?
AnyaLindir: Have a massive orgy?
AnyaLindir: I stood on that street :-)
CrashDarby: right on
AnyaLindir: Anything for you, Isabel.
CrashDarby: a proposition
AnyaLindir: Why?
CrashDarby: izzy has issues
AnyaLindir: Sorry, Max. I can't tell you about my past life. That's next week on As Roswell Turns
AnyaLindir: She's caught between being a pedophile, and being the subject of statutory rape
CrashDarby: the sneaky little...
AnyaLindir: We saw that fountain!
AnyaLindir: Em and I were there with Kaelie :-)
AnyaLindir: We're off to see the Skins...the wonderful skins of Roz--well
CrashDarby: good one
AnyaLindir: He's creepy.
AnyaLindir: Nicholas is really creepy
CrashDarby: now click your heels together isabel
AnyaLindir: There's no place like home.
CrashDarby: make the flying monkey go away
AnyaLindir: Or the flying ho aliens named Courtney.
CrashDarby: he wants her to be his ego booster
AnyaLindir: It's the wicked bitch of the west!
AnyaLindir: He needs his hot air fix
CrashDarby: she wants the granolith
CrashDarby: *coughs* liar *coughs*
AnyaLindir: *achoobullshit*
CrashDarby: mushy moments
CrashDarby: aww
AnyaLindir: So Kyle's mom left when he was six? The writers have NOT been reading the REs.
CrashDarby: gone!
AnyaLindir: Ignore the man behind the curtain. *sniffles*
AnyaLindir: Like a candle in the wind
CrashDarby: whoa
AnyaLindir: She evaporated
CrashDarby: insta-dust
AnyaLindir: I guess she was a little dry.
CrashDarby: wheres a vacuum cleaner salesman
CrashDarby: when you need one?
AnyaLindir: Hey, the penis is the energy source
AnyaLindir: If they grab it, then the green jello force field will be released. *g*
CrashDarby: no little marshmellows though
AnyaLindir: Nope.
AnyaLindir: Candy moment.
AnyaLindir: Ooh, Nicholas has a kinky side
CrashDarby: that's a little too easy
AnyaLindir: He's into bondage
CrashDarby: i'll just let it sit there
AnyaLindir: He's too much a Dawson's Creek reject
CrashDarby: izzy the flirt
AnyaLindir: Izzy the pedofile
CrashDarby: secret weapon
CrashDarby: mommas poor little baby
AnyaLindir: Poor Nicholas.
AnyaLindir: Poor little whuzzawhuzzza. Needs his binkit to make it better
CrashDarby: need a bottle baby?
AnyaLindir: Just a huggle
CrashDarby: maybe a powere ranger toy
AnyaLindir: Or a teletubby
CrashDarby: yuck
CrashDarby: :-)
AnyaLindir: Exactly *g*
AnyaLindir: Nicholas is mini-Dawson, complete with slicked back hair, and whining. *g*
CrashDarby: i take it you don't like dawson
AnyaLindir: Not really.
AnyaLindir: I had a theory that he was Tess' evil twin lost at birth for a while
CrashDarby: oops
AnyaLindir: Whoa!
AnyaLindir: Disappearing Lizzie
CrashDarby: liz go bye bye
AnyaLindir: Lizzie go down de hole.
CrashDarby: now to destroy the green dildo of death
CrashDarby: oops, that was dirty
AnyaLindir: I hope Buddha forgives Kyle for kicking ass.
AnyaLindir: That was a sweet line.
CrashDarby: yeah it was
AnyaLindir: Courtney looks like someone from Trek again.
CrashDarby: she looks like a buffy castaway
AnyaLindir: I think she's got psoriasis in a bad way
AnyaLindir: Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
CrashDarby: run, run away
CrashDarby: oooh jeez
CrashDarby: that's bad
AnyaLindir: WHOOHOO@
CrashDarby: that's good
AnyaLindir: !
AnyaLindir: Michael's an idiot.
CrashDarby: yeah he is
AnyaLindir: It's a trap, Maxie!
AnyaLindir: Here comes da judge
CrashDarby: get'em pa
AnyaLindir: Not wichout you, Maw
AnyaLindir: And history repeats itself with the Royal Four
CrashDarby: haha
AnyaLindir: Help, pain...
AnyaLindir: Must not tell secret...
CrashDarby: motrin anyone?
AnyaLindir: He needs a pamprin
AnyaLindir: Flashback.
CrashDarby: flashstick go boom
AnyaLindir: I guess the alien didn't need too much to get it off.
CrashDarby: whoa, tess going battle mode
AnyaLindir: Firestarter!
CrashDarby: snow
AnyaLindir: As the dreamgirls go ballistic at the hug...
CrashDarby: time to share your diary isabel
AnyaLindir: Totally.
AnyaLindir: Alex!
CrashDarby: good
AnyaLindir: Stop hitting on me, sheriff...
CrashDarby: how sweet
AnyaLindir: I like Diane. :-)
AnyaLindir: So Tess has firepower after all
CrashDarby: those damn scooters are everywhere
AnyaLindir: Hey, is that Nicholas?
CrashDarby: i think so
AnyaLindir: Hmmm...
AnyaLindir: This was better.
CrashDarby: the show?
AnyaLindir: Yah.
AnyaLindir: Still cheesy sci fi, especially at the end, but there was bondage.
AnyaLindir: I like bondage
CrashDarby: yeah, next week looks funny
AnyaLindir: Meet the Dupes, anyone?
CrashDarby: that was 5-10 years bondage
CrashDarby: pedaphile
AnyaLindir: I like bondage
CrashDarby: :-)
AnyaLindir: Well, some types. ;-)
AnyaLindir: Micahel's hair is just...wrong.
CrashDarby: he was kissing liz it looked like
AnyaLindir: He was.
AnyaLindir: That's just...
AnyaLindir: Wrong.
CrashDarby: polarists are going to have a field day with that one
AnyaLindir: Totally.
AnyaLindir: Any last comments before I close this out?
CrashDarby: Nyet. We did okay. :-)
AnyaLindir: I think so too. *g*

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