Reaction: Surprise
By Kara

With a Special Guest Appearance by Nace.

Okay, so I kinda forgot *blush* about putting the reaction up last week. I didn't mean to. Really. And Em and I got our times mixed up (my bad), so Nace did the reaction with me. Nace, everybody. Everybody, this is Nace, author of Switchstance, 21st Century Digital Boy, and other spiffy fics. :) Warning! I did not like this episode. Procede with caution. *g*


AnyaLindir: Nace, cuold you do me a favor?
CrashDarby: ok
AnyaLindir: Em isn't online, so could you be my episode reaction tonight?
CrashDarby: sure :)
AnyaLindir: Unless I just do it myself. :)
AnyaLindir: Cool. :) It's on!
CrashDarby: i know, i'm all anxious
AnyaLindir: Courtney is so evil.
AnyaLindir: And Grant is too.
CrashDarby: yeah, all seductive like
AnyaLindir: THey both are.
AnyaLindir: Hoser beasts.
CrashDarby: he should be buried with pierce's bones
AnyaLindir: I'd like that.
AnyaLindir: Oooh, Izzy.
AnyaLindir: With Tess.
CrashDarby: Tess got beatdown...
AnyaLindir: Poor Tess.
AnyaLindir: She got the shit kicked outta her.
AnyaLindir: That's a nice dress though.
CrashDarby: she's being all commando in it
AnyaLindir: That's cool. Izzy kicks ass.
AnyaLindir: I like how Tess is like a cool person now. They have that alien bond thing going.
CrashDarby: yeah, everyone hated her cause she was a threat to M/L mainly
AnyaLindir: But now she's not.
CrashDarby: nope
AnyaLindir: She's not a hoe like whoever is behind the door. Evil Skin Bastard
AnyaLindir: Nice little thriller opening. :)
CrashDarby: and now the ep will build up to that point
CrashDarby: interesting
AnyaLindir: That's cool. Flashback kinda.
CrashDarby: so many stargazer gals want to see Alex strip
AnyaLindir: I'll bet.
AnyaLindir: I'll be laughing my ass off. I love Alex, but quote Diana, that is such a dirty white boy dance.
AnyaLindir: He's too skinny.
CrashDarby: dirty white boy dance? that's a new one
AnyaLindir: That's Diana's term for it. ;)
AnyaLindir: I just called it his spanky dance.
CrashDarby: that's why i don't dance...it'd look like that :)
AnyaLindir: I can't dance much better than that, but I do it anyway. ;)
AnyaLindir: That's how Tim looked dancing at our friends' wedding.
AnyaLindir: So I guess this means that no one else regards Max and Izzy as twins.
CrashDarby: she went to the crashdown dessed like that for no reason?
AnyaLindir: Apparently.
AnyaLindir: She is Isabel after all...
CrashDarby: whoa instant soda powers
AnyaLindir: What did Evil Alien do to the drinks?
AnyaLindir: LOL
CrashDarby: spiking the punch
AnyaLindir: Go Diane Evans. :)
CrashDarby: grant???
AnyaLindir: Eeeew!!
AnyaLindir: That is so gross.
CrashDarby: oh man...
AnyaLindir: Go away, evil ho Grant!
AnyaLindir: Go Diane!
AnyaLindir: Exactly, cradle robber!
AnyaLindir: He's bleeding?
CrashDarby: he's 30!
AnyaLindir: She had a flash.
CrashDarby: wait...is Grant a skin?
CrashDarby: hmm
AnyaLindir: I dunno...
AnyaLindir: Go Michael!
AnyaLindir: I love Diane.
AnyaLindir: She's too cool.
AnyaLindir: And Max.
CrashDarby: yup, motherly advice
AnyaLindir: Talk her out of it please.
AnyaLindir: Ooh, she looks evil. Courtney looks so evil.
AnyaLindir: What a bitch.
AnyaLindir: Liz didn't go to Izzy's party?
CrashDarby: she's mean when she's nice, how weird
AnyaLindir: Gah.
AnyaLindir: I wonder who the Senator is...
CrashDarby: she takes the internship too serious;y
AnyaLindir: This is Liz though.
AnyaLindir: Perfect Parker.
CrashDarby: true
AnyaLindir: The Senator is weird...like really weird.
AnyaLindir: Leave now, Liz!
CrashDarby: agreed, she wants to go to the kids party?
CrashDarby: she's snooping
AnyaLindir: Cuz she's either a skin or a fed
AnyaLindir: Whoa, she's taping Liz and Maria?
AnyaLindir: Bad...
CrashDarby: really bad
CrashDarby: spy
AnyaLindir: Baaad
AnyaLindir: I think it's spanky dance time!
CrashDarby: *sigh*
AnyaLindir: Grant is so evil.
AnyaLindir: Max, get on her case more.
CrashDarby: yeah
AnyaLindir: Oooh, pot, this is kettle, you're black...
AnyaLindir: Oooh, touche, Izzy.
AnyaLindir: I feel bad for Izzy.
CrashDarby: "i'm can't be with any guy my booty"
AnyaLindir: Exactly.
AnyaLindir: Oh lord, it's the dance...
AnyaLindir: I'm afraid.
CrashDarby: he's a cop!!
CrashDarby: hahaha
AnyaLindir: Gahhhhh.
AnyaLindir: I have a feeling that this is a moment I'll watch over and over...
CrashDarby: oh man......
AnyaLindir: LOL
CrashDarby: too funny
AnyaLindir: He's just...whoa.
AnyaLindir: Diane's face!
AnyaLindir: That's too cool!
CrashDarby: that's a little much...but hey i'd probably do something like that
AnyaLindir: Oh my lord...
CrashDarby: now he's red faced
AnyaLindir: Bad Courtney!
AnyaLindir: Gah!
AnyaLindir: Tabasco cake. ;)
AnyaLindir: Gahhh. No. She is NOT hitting on him.
CrashDarby: talk about flirty
AnyaLindir: Talk about slut puppy.
CrashDarby: and finger frosting too
AnyaLindir: Oooooh, Maria's gonna kick her ass.
AnyaLindir: Or his ass.
AnyaLindir: Her ass.
AnyaLindir: Poor Alex...
CrashDarby: Hurricane DeLuca
AnyaLindir: LOL
AnyaLindir: Poor poor Alex...
CrashDarby: Evil eyes
AnyaLindir: She's a ho.
AnyaLindir: LOL Kyle...
CrashDarby: more mothering
AnyaLindir: Nice save, Buddha boy.
AnyaLindir: I really like Diane.
AnyaLindir: Gah, more Michael and Max strife...
AnyaLindir: This isn't good if they're arguing...
CrashDarby: Alex is completely forgotten in her mind i see
AnyaLindir: Ha! Neither of them want Destiny!
AnyaLindir: I know. :(
AnyaLindir: Evil Izzy.
CrashDarby: this is too much to process
AnyaLindir: It is...
AnyaLindir: Talk about flashes. Whoa, Tess...
AnyaLindir: I feel bad for her. :(
AnyaLindir: Bitch!
AnyaLindir: Bitch Courtney!
CrashDarby: Tess is using the mind mojo
CrashDarby: was she smiling?
AnyaLindir: It's a good thing here though.
AnyaLindir: She was smirking.
CrashDarby: thought so
AnyaLindir: Em's on, but I can still react with you and her both.
CrashDarby: okay, now that line about no guys at all is complete bull
AnyaLindir: That was such bull.
AnyaLindir: She doesn't love Alex. *sniffle*
AnyaLindir: Evil Grant hoser.
CrashDarby: luckily for me i've been prepared for this...kind of
CrashDarby: still not happy though
AnyaLindir: I'm not happy either.
AnyaLindir: Gahhh...
AnyaLindir: He can't be her destined mate.
AnyaLindir: Or anything like that.
AnyaLindir: Evil evil writers.
CrashDarby: really
AnyaLindir: I mean, come on. He's like...old.
AnyaLindir: At least pick a young guy
CrashDarby: that is beyond grad student there
AnyaLindir: This is like five o clock shadows receding hairline soon
CrashDarby: he does have 5 o'clock shadow
AnyaLindir: She's covering for grant!
CrashDarby: this got really Conspiracy Theory all of a sudden
AnyaLindir: This did.
AnyaLindir: Too many people, too many guilty ones
CrashDarby: it's like chinatown...who what where?
AnyaLindir: Oh yeah.
CrashDarby: hi i'm a congresswoman, i want to go to a 17 year olds party
AnyaLindir: I'm a loser who's either FBI or Skin
CrashDarby: no card first i see
AnyaLindir: I know.
AnyaLindir: Open the card, shake to see if money's in it...
CrashDarby: i didn't like the look on whitakers face
AnyaLindir: Me either.
AnyaLindir: Like Em said, too many new characters, too much confusion.
CrashDarby: i think i should be taking notes on this
AnyaLindir: Seriuosly.
CrashDarby: just your bones! haha
CrashDarby: er jump
AnyaLindir: LOL
AnyaLindir: The Sheriff rocks.
CrashDarby: hmm
CrashDarby: tess is talking to Grant?
AnyaLindir: Grant's phone.
AnyaLindir: He was bleeding too.
AnyaLindir: Is he an alien who went renegade to the skins?
AnyaLindir: Or am I just pulling stuff outta my butt here?
CrashDarby: this is some crazy shiznit going on
AnyaLindir: Pics of Courtney?
AnyaLindir: Maybe she's like Nasedo?
CrashDarby: they mangled her car
AnyaLindir: I feel bad for Tess now. I really do.
AnyaLindir: Eeew, skin...
AnyaLindir: SKin!
CrashDarby: skins
AnyaLindir: Okay, so we have Grant, Whittaker, and Courtney.
CrashDarby: well at least they have a viable enemy this season
AnyaLindir: Courtney is obviously a Skin.
AnyaLindir: They do.
AnyaLindir: I just want to know who's good and who's bad, and who's a Fed.
CrashDarby: my guess onn fed is whitaker for obvious reasons
CrashDarby: grant could be anything at the moment
AnyaLindir: Yeah, true...
AnyaLindir: I hope Grant isn't a good alien.
AnyaLindir: I want him to be evil
CrashDarby: i want him to die...er uh disappear
AnyaLindir: lol
AnyaLindir: Exactly.
AnyaLindir: It's too complicated.
AnyaLindir: It really is.
CrashDarby: seriously
AnyaLindir: I don't like it. :(
CrashDarby: it's all going down
AnyaLindir: *sigh*
CrashDarby: what's Em think?
AnyaLindir: It's not that I don't like sci fi, but there's just no development. They drag it on, then rush, then drag.
AnyaLindir: Same as us.
CrashDarby: this is just too many questions and now answers right now
AnyaLindir: And we have 10 episodes left to get answers.
AnyaLindir: Gahhhh
CrashDarby: we need more
AnyaLindir: We so do.
CrashDarby: a whoooole lot more
AnyaLindir: Izzy's being really cool and Sherlock though at least.
CrashDarby: we're seeing the warrior stuff here
AnyaLindir: At least the Jetta is the same.
AnyaLindir: I like strong Izzy.
AnyaLindir: I just don't like her taste in men
CrashDarby: i wonder what they said about the window to her mom
AnyaLindir: Me too...
AnyaLindir: Take the flashlight. Yeah, that's gonne do good
CrashDarby: off come the heels
CrashDarby: time to kick ass
AnyaLindir: Seriously.
AnyaLindir: Amazon mode.
CrashDarby: grr...wanker
AnyaLindir: Jerk ass.
AnyaLindir: Idon't like him.
AnyaLindir: Evil evil guy.
CrashDarby: deputy dog?
AnyaLindir: Sorenson.
AnyaLindir: Grant.
AnyaLindir: Gahhh!
AnyaLindir: Courtney!
CrashDarby: hmm...
CrashDarby: conflicts
AnyaLindir: serious.
AnyaLindir: She'd like to jerk Michael around.
AnyaLindir: Yeah, sleeping with her stepson, uh huh....
AnyaLindir: Riiiiight...
CrashDarby: how convinient
AnyaLindir: She hit him!
AnyaLindir: Grr, I'll kick her ass.
CrashDarby: she liked it too...
AnyaLindir: Hurricane DeLuca is not a happy camper.
AnyaLindir: She's a sadist.
CrashDarby: hell no
AnyaLindir: Courtney is, that is
CrashDarby: agreed
AnyaLindir: And Izzy's like all smy mode now.
AnyaLindir: Oooh, powers.
AnyaLindir: er spy mode
CrashDarby: well, i guess it's not grant if he's in his hotel
AnyaLindir: I guess not.
CrashDarby: dammit
AnyaLindir: Unless he's like some wonky protector guy over the aliens maybe?
CrashDarby: maybe
AnyaLindir: I want him to be evil.
AnyaLindir: As much as I'm glad Courtney is evil.
CrashDarby: of just some wanker they threw in to completely admonish the a/i thing like they said
CrashDarby: bastards...
AnyaLindir: Exactly.
AnyaLindir: Hosers.
AnyaLindir: Eeew, Tess. Poor Tessie. :(
CrashDarby: bam bam bam, scene changes
AnyaLindir: Why is Liz always such a bad liar?
AnyaLindir: Too jerky. There's no cohesion between scenes.
CrashDarby: she's goody two shoes
AnyaLindir: Tess looks really bad.
AnyaLindir: Dreamgirls are probably cheering right now.
CrashDarby: and now to a commercial......
AnyaLindir: Dammit, who's behind the door?
AnyaLindir: I know. Seriously.
AnyaLindir: WHo would've gotten there so fast though?
AnyaLindir: WHOA!
CrashDarby: ooooooh
CrashDarby: figures
AnyaLindir: Is she a skin?
CrashDarby: got to be
AnyaLindir: Huh...
AnyaLindir: Did she know about Pierce then?
CrashDarby: probably
AnyaLindir: Interesting...
CrashDarby: really
CrashDarby: processing....
AnyaLindir: But why does she have tabs on Courtney then?
AnyaLindir: Unless Whittaker is a good person?
CrashDarby: tabs on her minions
AnyaLindir: True.
AnyaLindir: Very true.
CrashDarby: but she's bitchy for a good person
AnyaLindir: She is.
AnyaLindir: It's just so...gahhh...
CrashDarby: Snikt...weird ep...really weird
AnyaLindir: Seriously weird.
AnyaLindir: The mind boggles, and then it goes thump.
AnyaLindir: Em says there's an M&M scene
CrashDarby: yeah...
AnyaLindir: Grrr.
AnyaLindir: This is just...gahh...
CrashDarby: vey gahh
AnyaLindir: :(
CrashDarby: er very
AnyaLindir: So is she a skin?
AnyaLindir: She is a Skin...
AnyaLindir: Granolyth?
CrashDarby: skin definately
AnyaLindir: Definitely.
AnyaLindir: Wonk--ee...
CrashDarby: granolyth...the thing the guy at the UFO center has
AnyaLindir: But that's the communicator thing.
AnyaLindir: Wonky...
AnyaLindir: Flashback?
AnyaLindir: Valandra...
CrashDarby: skins doing some manipulating...
AnyaLindir: Whoa, Izzy loved the enemy...
CrashDarby: lies
CrashDarby: i'm guessing
AnyaLindir: Hmm...
AnyaLindir: I dunno...
AnyaLindir: Gah. Poor Tess. :(
AnyaLindir: Shit!
CrashDarby: that wasn't good
AnyaLindir: That was so not good.
AnyaLindir: They need to learn to teleport.
CrashDarby: this is mission impossible now
AnyaLindir: Or the Matrix
AnyaLindir: They need spiffy stop motion stunts
CrashDarby: fight!
AnyaLindir: Mortal Kombat!
AnyaLindir: Eeeeeww...
AnyaLindir: That's so fake.
CrashDarby: crazy
AnyaLindir: Wonkified.
CrashDarby: neat
AnyaLindir: Whoa...
CrashDarby: toast!
AnyaLindir: So the senator's taost?
AnyaLindir: toast?
AnyaLindir: Ash.
CrashDarby: skin floating
AnyaLindir: Whoa.
AnyaLindir: Just that look on her face... :(
CrashDarby: she can't believe it
AnyaLindir: She's in shock.
CrashDarby: wouldn't you be?
AnyaLindir: Poor Izzy... *huggles for the woozle*
AnyaLindir: It's war now.
AnyaLindir: I'd be...worse.
CrashDarby: guess that's what izzy was supposed to learn
AnyaLindir: Gahhh...
AnyaLindir: Yeah...
AnyaLindir: I wonder how true what Whittaker said was.
AnyaLindir: Okay, one Skin down...
CrashDarby: Hmmm...
AnyaLindir: Max is being nice now.
AnyaLindir: He's a good big brother.
AnyaLindir: Awww...Michael's being a good big brother too.
CrashDarby: Michael wants to talk how nice
AnyaLindir: If she goes to Grant, I'll kick her butt
CrashDarby: she's not
CrashDarby: i hope
AnyaLindir: The podchamber.
AnyaLindir: She's 18?
CrashDarby: i thought they were 16 last year
AnyaLindir: Or it is the 18th...
CrashDarby: she said 25th
AnyaLindir: *sniffles*
CrashDarby: confused
AnyaLindir: I know how Izzy feels.
AnyaLindir: Sh ecan't remember her mother.
CrashDarby: poor izzy
AnyaLindir: Poor Izzy...
AnyaLindir: *huggles for Izzy*
CrashDarby: good acting here
AnyaLindir: *sniffle*
AnyaLindir: Damn, they got this right too...
CrashDarby: she squeaks when she's upset
AnyaLindir: She's a good actress.
AnyaLindir: Really really good
AnyaLindir: Answer her.
AnyaLindir: Whoa.
CrashDarby: light
AnyaLindir: The granolyth?
CrashDarby: maybe
CrashDarby: some other chamber
AnyaLindir: Whoa.
AnyaLindir: Wonky.
AnyaLindir: The granolyth.
CrashDarby: what does it do
AnyaLindir: So how did they get that off the ship?
AnyaLindir: That's it?
AnyaLindir: Wonky...
CrashDarby: man...that was one whacky show
AnyaLindir: Did you see an M&M scene witht hem in the Jetta, or did I miss it?
CrashDarby: maybe that's what she was talking about
AnyaLindir: Maybe...
AnyaLindir: I still think I missed it.
AnyaLindir: Whoa...
AnyaLindir: Time travel?
CrashDarby: where's alex?
AnyaLindir: Wonky premeire.
AnyaLindir: I didn't see him :(
CrashDarby: gone again
AnyaLindir: Gahh.
AnyaLindir: Okay, the only part I liked was the Izzy scene at the end.
CrashDarby: we get no answers next week either
AnyaLindir: *sniffles*
AnyaLindir: So, Nace, would you be upset if I posted this on the website as my eppie reaction of the week?
CrashDarby: i thought the ep was supposed to be in black and white
CrashDarby: nope
AnyaLindir: Cool.
AnyaLindir: If you want me to edit out any lines just lemme know.
AnyaLindir: And I thought it was sposed to be black and white too...gahh
CrashDarby: naw, i didn't say anything where i put my foot in my mouth so it's cool
AnyaLindir: Okay, closeing the IM. ;)
CrashDarby: ko

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