Okies, here it is, the next edition of Roswell Underground Theatre, featuring Frick and Frack. Note: Spoilers ahead, and if you flame me, I'll send Hurricane DeLuca to kick your butt. :)

EmilyFairie: The teaser's really long...

AnyaLindir:

AnyaLindir: Okies...gonna go with the ** now...

EmilyFairie: Oh yeah... don't forget this time. :)

AnyaLindir: I won't. *grins*

AnyaLindir: Ooooooh

AnyaLindir: It's Tess! Yay Tess!

AnyaLindir: And Tim's laughing at me.

EmilyFairie: Eden's dancing around because she loves the new promo... LOL.

AnyaLindir: She would be. Oooh, Michael...*G*

AnyaLindir: *horks*

EmilyFairie: I don't like that red light they always have on poor Michael. :)

AnyaLindir: Me neither

EmilyFairie: Michael looks yummy in this ep. *g* Not that I noticed. ;)

AnyaLindir: Go Izzy! :Do you have to do that?"

AnyaLindir: He does look yummy *g*

AnyaLindir: The sheriff is stalking Liz

AnyaLindir: Poor Izzy looks scared of Mr. V

AnyaLindir: And Michael in the do rag *g*

EmilyFairie: I know... she doesn't trust him.

EmilyFairie: I like that doo rag. :)

AnyaLindir: Yeah, blame it all on Michael...

AnyaLindir: Evil Tess!!

AnyaLindir: What color are Tess' eyes?

AnyaLindir: lol--like they're gonna tell Tess what they're talking about.

AnyaLindir: CHerry Coke???

EmilyFairie: they look like they're blue...

AnyaLindir: Whoa, visions...

AnyaLindir: Tey can't be blue.

AnyaLindir: They...

AnyaLindir: Gah, can't type.

AnyaLindir: Eeew. Max/Liz macking...Tim's horking...

EmilyFairie: What do you mean they can't be blue? They look blue to me... Or like a blue green.

AnyaLindir: Whoa, vision time...

AnyaLindir: No, cuz the other Czechs have brown eyes

AnyaLindir: Yeah, Max had a flash, Lizzie...

AnyaLindir: Tim's laughing at Max now

EmilyFairie: That doesn't matter... Tess has baby blue's, check 'em out... :) Tess is different from the other aliens in almost every way though. She's blonde, she has blue eyes, curly hair, she's shorter.

AnyaLindir: I wonder if that means something

AnyaLindir: Cuz Tess was the last to hatch

AnyaLindir: And maybe it's significant of her outsider status...Gah, too much thought...

EmilyFairie: Yeah... somebody said that once on the board. I remember.

AnyaLindir: Hmm

AnyaLindir: Could be a fic in there somewhere...

EmilyFairie: Oh noooo...

AnyaLindir: I won't. I promise *g*

AnyaLindir: Gap commercials suck

EmilyFairie: *snort* you said that about not writing a tag to 'Crazy' and you did... :)

AnyaLindir: I'm not gonna write a Tess fic

EmilyFairie: I hate Gap commercials. But then I just plain hate the Gap. ;)

AnyaLindir: I promise

AnyaLindir: Oooh, M&M commercial....

EmilyFairie: Give it to Eden, she'll write it. *g*

AnyaLindir: Okies :)

AnyaLindir: Tim's messing with the tv...grr....

AnyaLindir: Oooh, Mr. V's checking up on Barbie...

AnyaLindir: Oooh, he's so forceful

AnyaLindir: He's sweet! Alex is sweet!

EmilyFairie: I love Alex!

AnyaLindir: Eeew. Max and Tess...no...

AnyaLindir: Alex rocks. *g*

EmilyFairie: Wait'll you see the cute Alex/Michael bonding. :)

AnyaLindir: Yay :)

AnyaLindir: Oooh, chemistry class...

EmilyFairie: This is the yucky evil scene for Dreamgirls all over the land.

AnyaLindir: Is this where they start macking?

AnyaLindir: Ahhh, yes...

AnyaLindir: Ah, the chemistry...

AnyaLindir: Get your spittoons ready...

AnyaLindir: lol

AnyaLindir: Gotta love Lliz's face

EmilyFairie: And your pitchforks... :)

AnyaLindir: Whoah....

EmilyFairie: I like the look on Alex's face.

EmilyFairie: Did you see that yet?

AnyaLindir: lol

AnyaLindir: Alex is like Go Dude!

EmilyFairie: Alex is like, "Yeah, baby..." *g*

AnyaLindir: Oh my, he's on fire...

AnyaLindir: Tim thought that was cool...

AnyaLindir: Max was on fire. Nice...

EmilyFairie: Tell Tim he's not a Dreamgirl. ;)

AnyaLindir: I love Maria's hair.

EmilyFairie: I know, it looks pretty.

AnyaLindir: Ooh, bathroom scene.

AnyaLindir: Daydreams my ass.

AnyaLindir: Sex dreams, Max...they're sex dreams.

AnyaLindir: Yes, Liz, it's intergalactic

EmilyFairie: *weeps at mention of sex dreams*

EmilyFairie: Gahhh... nerves can't... take it. *sob*

AnyaLindir: Liz is in denial

AnyaLindir: *huggles*

AnyaLindir: I'm sorry, dovey

EmilyFairie: Is okay... at least I'm spoiled so I know. :)

AnyaLindir: "This isn't a time for sex fantasies" *snort*

AnyaLindir: I love the irony of this...

EmilyFairie: Michael's very prickly in this eppie though...

AnyaLindir: Kyle!

AnyaLindir: Chia pet boy!

AnyaLindir: I've missed him!

EmilyFairie: Yeah! Kyle's back! *hugs for Chia pet boy*

AnyaLindir: *huggle for Kyle too*

AnyaLindir: Oooh, fire at the loony bin...Barbie's dead...

EmilyFairie: Didja notice the cameo of the newsreporter yet?

AnyaLindir: I hope Mr. V realizes he has a son soon...

AnyaLindir: No, who was it?

EmilyFairie: Thania St. John! She said her name and everything. :)

AnyaLindir: Oh!! Cool!!

AnyaLindir: Hi, Miss Writer Person!!

EmilyFairie: The goddess who gave us the brilliance of 285 South. *bows*

AnyaLindir: *all hails*

AnyaLindir: Oooh, Nasedo was the dude at the loony bin

AnyaLindir: "Trust no one." Nice.

AnyaLindir: Chris Carter should patent that.

AnyaLindir: I dove Mr. V. He's so cool.

AnyaLindir: Oooh, Maxie boy realizes it's real now.

EmilyFairie: Mr. V's really cool.

AnyaLindir: Oooh, Nasedo as shapeshifter. Dammit, Max, admit what you are...

AnyaLindir: Mr. V so knows

AnyaLindir: The list. Crap. Everyone's on the list. Trust him, Maxie!

AnyaLindir: There's a camera in Michael's fridge?

AnyaLindir: Gah

AnyaLindir: It's on top of t he fridge

EmilyFairie: I know. ;)

AnyaLindir: Tim asked me if I hid the camera on Michael's fridge while I was on the set.

AnyaLindir:

EmilyFairie: Ooooh...

EmilyFairie: Ack! Use the **. :)

AnyaLindir: You too!!

AnyaLindir: Tim was laughing at the M/L stuff. *frickers*

EmilyFairie: I forgot. I will this time. *g*

AnyaLindir: Not too bad so far...

EmilyFairie: Nahh... did they have M&M scenes yet?

AnyaLindir: No, ti's commerical

EmilyFairie: Bleh... I think there's one in the next segment.

AnyaLindir: Yay, M&M

EmilyFairie: Yay. :)

AnyaLindir: Gah, still commercials...

AnyaLindir: Oooh, MIchael...

AnyaLindir: Tim asked if the files were in the eraser room *g*

AnyaLindir: Lemme guess, he's checking out Tess...

AnyaLindir: M&M :)

EmilyFairie: You're so smart. :)

AnyaLindir: Relationship talk...nice, Maria :)

AnyaLindir: "It's classified." *fricker*

AnyaLindir: Michael was not cute and no door

AnyaLindir: Ooh, nice houses

AnyaLindir: He shushed her.

AnyaLindir: Grr, bad Michael

EmilyFairie: I know, I told you... he's prickly in this ep.

AnyaLindir: He's gonna climb in her window, isn't he?

AnyaLindir: Tess has a nice house

AnyaLindir: Wow, no furnituture...

AnyaLindir: Hummer!!

EmilyFairie: Hummer's rock. :)

AnyaLindir: On no, that doesn't look suspicious...

AnyaLindir: *fricker*

AnyaLindir: No, there's nothing suspicious about Tess...

AnyaLindir: Poor Max...he's just so confuzzled about Tess and Liz...

AnyaLindir: Liz babbles

AnyaLindir: The pod squad meets.

AnyaLindir: Box! Canadian accent!

AnyaLindir: And Izzy's getting pissy.

AnyaLindir: *frickers* cheese mill...

EmilyFairie: I still didn't notice a Canuck accent! I wanna hear.

AnyaLindir: I"m sorry.

AnyaLindir: *huggle*

AnyaLindir: Oooh, pissy Michael...

EmilyFairie: I noticed that cheese factory reference. Maybe we should have the little Roswellians go to a field trip there... Then M&M really could be cheeseheads, literally. *eg*

AnyaLindir: New girlfriend Tess...nice, Michael...

AnyaLindir: There goes Liz...

AnyaLindir: And here comes Mr. V

AnyaLindir: Oooh, communicator

AnyaLindir: I dove Mr. V. He's so cool.

AnyaLindir: Trust Mr. V, not Tess, duh

AnyaLindir: lol---making new friends all over...

AnyaLindir: Michael made a funny

AnyaLindir: Tim syas that Tess' house looks like my town.

AnyaLindir: Yuppieville

AnyaLindir: Nasedo!!

EmilyFairie: Shhhh... Kara. Not so much.

AnyaLindir: Ooops.

AnyaLindir: lol--the look on Izzy's face..."I'd have to kill you."

AnyaLindir: Whoa...pissy Tess...

AnyaLindir: Nice save, Tessie

AnyaLindir: Hmm, not suspicious...not at all...

AnyaLindir: Mr. Harding looks evil

EmilyFairie: He does... He's evil pointy toothed.

AnyaLindir: Ooh, Max at the door of the Carshdown. How come he's not wet, if the door has rain running down it?

AnyaLindir: He is an EPT

AnyaLindir: He wants to talk, my ass

AnyaLindir: He doesn't feel anything for her...right...*snort*

AnyaLindir: Oooh, dreamgirls are gonna hate me tonight...

AnyaLindir: It is NOT fate, Maxwell...

AnyaLindir: Gah, I hate knowing spoilers...

AnyaLindir: This is soooo ir noic.

AnyaLindir: ironic

EmilyFairie: Dreamgirls already do hate us... Because we post up M&M stories and write M&M RE's and babble over M&M all the time...

AnyaLindir: And Liz doesn't buy it at all...

AnyaLindir: True...*g*

AnyaLindir: lol Tess...how opportune of her...

AnyaLindir: She's so pretty

AnyaLindir: No, he doesn't believe it. Go Max!

AnyaLindir: He's not a dork after all!

AnyaLindir: She's got like a beemer or something...freakin nice car...

AnyaLindir: Don't kissh er...don't kiss her...

AnyaLindir: He's gonna kiss her.

AnyaLindir: Ack!

AnyaLindir: Bastard!

AnyaLindir: And there's Liz...

AnyaLindir: lol...poor Lizzie...

EmilyFairie: *eyes wide*

AnyaLindir: Awww...gah, that sucks...

EmilyFairie: *hands Kara cedar oil*

AnyaLindir: Awww...now, I feel bad...*sniffs cedar*

EmilyFairie: Liz is cool in this ep though. She grows a spine.

AnyaLindir: I do feel bad for her...

AnyaLindir: Poor Lizzie...

EmilyFairie: Me too... *radish hugs for Liz*

EmilyFairie: Is it a commercial now?

AnyaLindir: *huggles for Liz*

AnyaLindir: Yeah, I had to explain the spoilers to Tim

AnyaLindir: He's enjoying this. *g*

EmilyFairie: Ahh... didn't take you too long. ;)

AnyaLindir: :P

AnyaLindir: We are NOT sucking face.

EmilyFairie: Does he like one of the actresses though? ;)

EmilyFairie: I didn't say you were. *g*

AnyaLindir: He's giving me a look.

AnyaLindir: Gah. He thinks Liz is cutest.

EmilyFairie: Oh... No! Maria! :)

EmilyFairie: Tell him if he doesn't like Maria she'll kick his ass. *g*

AnyaLindir: He thinks she's okay. He's a defiler.

AnyaLindir: He just likes Liz better.

EmilyFairie: Maria rocks. :) Or Isabel... but Liz... I dunno, she's pretty but... she's too plain or something.

AnyaLindir: He just thinks she's cute, but Maria has a better character.

AnyaLindir: Is that better?

EmilyFairie: Yeah, that's better. :D

AnyaLindir: lol

AnyaLindir: Ooh, Michael again...

AnyaLindir: Duh, you're in trouble, Max...

AnyaLindir: You what?

AnyaLindir: Poor Max...

AnyaLindir: Ouch...used to admire him...

AnyaLindir: *huggle* Poor Michael...his hero has clay feet.

AnyaLindir: FIGHTING!!

AnyaLindir: Damitt!!

AnyaLindir: Ooh, camera.

AnyaLindir: Shit.

AnyaLindir: Duh, it's a camera...

AnyaLindir: Tess is lying...

AnyaLindir: Max is such a pud...

AnyaLindir: Liz...hmm...

AnyaLindir: *huggle for LIzzie again...*

AnyaLindir: It's not what she thinks...yeah...right...

AnyaLindir: "I don't know what's happening" *fricker*

AnyaLindir: Awww...poor Lizzie....

AnyaLindir: Why do they have lockers and no locks?

AnyaLindir: It wasn't him that kissed her...it was Nasedo...really...

AnyaLindir: Yeah!! Liz has a spine!! Go girl!!

AnyaLindir: lol faith in him, yeah right...

AnyaLindir: Flash...bad thing to say, Maxie boy...

EmilyFairie: Liz rocks in this episode... I like her new image. :)

AnyaLindir: Me too...

AnyaLindir: Go girlfrien!!

AnyaLindir: *huggles for her*

EmilyFairie: Alex/Michael bonding coming up! :)

AnyaLindir: yay :)

AnyaLindir: Nice Maria/Liz bonding here...

AnyaLindir: Awww...girl moment...

AnyaLindir: Duh, it's so not like Max...

EmilyFairie: Yeah... Did you see Maria said she's got Liz's back? Hurricane DeLuca. :)

AnyaLindir: Whoohoo!!

AnyaLindir: Hurricane DeLuca. :)

EmilyFairie: She was so Hurricane DeLuca in grade school. *g*

AnyaLindir: She was dorkbutt.

AnyaLindir: Tim's mkaing little whimper noises mocking Liz.

EmilyFairie: Thwap him. :)

AnyaLindir: Alex is such a dork...

AnyaLindir: Cool! Nice camera thingie. :)

EmilyFairie: I don't like that shirt he's wearing.

AnyaLindir: Bonding!!

AnyaLindir: Me neither. Burn it.

EmilyFairie: Yeah! Bonding! They so need to be friends. :)

AnyaLindir: He's speaking gibberish...Alex, that is...

AnyaLindir: "It's a wide angle lens" *fricker*

EmilyFairie: Michael's like, "Whatever". *g*

AnyaLindir: That was so cool...

AnyaLindir: He lied. What a hoser.

EmilyFairie: Michael was so rude to Maria again though. *thwaps Michael*

AnyaLindir: Alex and Michael are ganging up on her.

AnyaLindir: *thwaps him too*

AnyaLindir: Oh, god, what did Maria think of? Sending Liz?

AnyaLindir: Liz is gonna plant the camera, isn't she?

AnyaLindir: Tim thinks they're gonna bitch fight. (Tess and Liz)

AnyaLindir: She's so pretty...

EmilyFairie: No bitch fight, tell DLS sorry. :)

AnyaLindir: (Tess is)

AnyaLindir: He's depressed.

AnyaLindir: Tess kinda seems sorry that she kissed him...

AnyaLindir: Liz does rock.

AnyaLindir: Liar that it won't happen again. That's such a lie.

AnyaLindir: Tim just made the chair go down...

AnyaLindir: She's planting the camera?

AnyaLindir: They're sacrifising Liz? And I thought we were bad...

AnyaLindir: Pics of Max!!

AnyaLindir: Uh oh...

AnyaLindir: Danger, Liz Parker, Danger!

EmilyFairie: *hands Kara more cedar oil*

AnyaLindir: That was kinda cheesy though...

AnyaLindir: *sniffs cedar*

AnyaLindir: I wanna see how Liz's brilliant lying techniques get her outta this one...

AnyaLindir: Smooth one, Liz...

AnyaLindir: Ooh, join them for dinner...Tess looks so evil...

AnyaLindir: They look like they're in a war room or something...

AnyaLindir: Max does still care. The cavalry's coming!@

AnyaLindir: Jetta!!

AnyaLindir: Tim's giving me a weird look for knowing what year the Jetta is.

AnyaLindir: I love this, them huddling outside the window...

AnyaLindir: Does LIz believe in aliens? *fricker*

AnyaLindir: Mr. Harding is creepy.

AnyaLindir: He does love her...

EmilyFairie: I don't like Mr. Harding... he's insane. I think the spoilers s

aid it would turn out that he was Nasedo.

AnyaLindir: I think so too.

AnyaLindir: Max loves her!

AnyaLindir: Damn, Mr. Harding is freaky and paranoid..makes Michael look normal...

AnyaLindir: Came to see Tess...*fricker*

EmilyFairie: Michael's cool though. *cradles Michael*

AnyaLindir: Michael is cool.

AnyaLindir: No, Mr. Harding's not suspicious...no...

AnyaLindir: Mr. V's protecting them!

AnyaLindir: Awww....Alex and Isabel!!

AnyaLindir: M&M!!

AnyaLindir: That was cute, them laying on each other...

AnyaLindir: And Max will choose Liz...I feel it...

AnyaLindir: Awww...they're snuggling...

AnyaLindir: Alex and Izzy...

EmilyFairie: Yeah... but Tess had to mess it up with her manipulating molecular structure thingie.

AnyaLindir: Dammit, she's an alien.

AnyaLindir: Duh, she's an alien

AnyaLindir: Ooh, nice shocked looks

AnyaLindir: Gah, I'm gonna hork at the promo, aren't I?

EmilyFairie: Yep... It's got LOTS of M/I. Be prepared.

AnyaLindir: Ickage.

AnyaLindir: I'm prepared. *chants her mantra*

AnyaLindir: *jeebie jeebie jeebie jeebie*

AnyaLindir: Dammit, just get to the promo, I have to pee...

EmilyFairie: Trust me, you shouldn't be looking forward to it. ;)

AnyaLindir: EEEEEW!!!

AnyaLindir: EEEEEW!!!

AnyaLindir: EEEW!!

EmilyFairie: *joins in* Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

AnyaLindir: *jeebie jeebie jeebie jeebie*

EmilyFairie: Yeah, but not good Jeebie.

AnyaLindir: Not good jeebie at all. *sniffles*

AnyaLindir: Okies, time to put this up. S ay night night to all our fans.

EmilyFairie: Bye fans! *waves* See? Emily's all better now. :)

AnyaLindir: Night night, peeps. *radish hug to all but Tess*

So that's it, folkies. Sorry, Dreamgirls, for bashing you. And sorry for the spoilers. Hope you enjoyed! Next week, it'll be Spazzy theatre, and Eden wants to watch. :) bye!

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